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Dont Step on Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ... keep reading.

The Woman and Her 3 Wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a ... keep reading.

The Old Lady's Fart

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and ... keep reading.

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "... keep reading.

Saying The Wrong Thing

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people ... keep reading.

Working Blonde

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little ... keep reading.

Ordering a Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use ... keep reading.

Dictionary For Women (A-E)

Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally ... keep reading.

Dictionary For Women (F-Z)

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone ... keep reading.

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they ... keep reading.

Yo Mamma So Poor

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't ... keep reading.

A Womans Rules

The rules for men: 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. ... keep reading.

Yo Mamma So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she ... keep reading.

More Yo Mamma's Stupid

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on ... keep reading.

God Explains Women

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," ... keep reading.

What Mom Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you ... keep reading.

Dumb Alabama Laws

Alabama Dumb Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake ... keep reading.

Stupid California Laws

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Bathhouses are against the law. It is a ... keep reading.

Our First Child

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and ... keep reading.

Pre-Birth Class

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised ... keep reading.

Expert Parent

The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane. On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of ... keep reading.

Three Old Ladies

I am not forgetful Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in ... keep reading.

Naughty Jokes Collection

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have ... keep reading.

Woman Timeline

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed ... keep reading.

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Women Stripping Jokes

Dont Step on Ducks

The Woman and Her 3 Wishes

The Old Lady's Fart

I Like Your Thinking

Saying The Wrong Thing

Working Blonde

Ordering a Pizza

Dictionary For Women (A-E)

Dictionary For Women (F-Z)

Impossible to Please

Yo Mamma So Poor

A Womans Rules

Yo Mamma So Stupid

More Yo Mamma's Stupid

God Explains Women

What Mom Taught Me

Dumb Alabama Laws

Stupid California Laws

Our First Child

Pre-Birth Class

Expert Parent

Three Old Ladies

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