Not only does he suck but he is a JOKE THIEF. Check out Louis C.K. doing his bits called "itchy asshole" "naming kids" and "guy on a bike." Then check out Cook's "itchy asshole" "my son optimus prime" and "struck by a vehicle." You can't listen to these and think this guy is talented. What a hack
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Posted by: pootie on September 19th, 2006
if u think this guys funny.. well then... your face is funny... and u prolly think thats the best joke ever
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Posted by: killdanecook on September 18th, 2006
if i could get away with one murder it'd be dane cook.
#35
Posted by: Guest on August 26th, 2006
Dane cook sucks... any that thinks he's dope can probably only name 3 to 5 comedians. Their level in what is comedy is not that high yet... so yeah.. he sucks... CHeck out pablo francisco... he'll fade him
The main problem with dane cook is that most of the situations he brings up are amazingly farfetched or obvious.
yeah...
#34
Posted by: Guest on July 31st, 2006
Anyone that thinks Dane Cook is funny should have there head examined. This guy is a tool. He brainwashed college kids through his web site to believe that he was the MAN. Which is total bull. This guy has a huge data base of robot fans that will pay to see him , and they only pay $17 to see him , if you don't believe me check out any college he has ever played at, but he has absolutly zero talent. The last time I was in New York I hung out at the "New York Comedy Club" and saw a comedian named "Robert Bella" , a cross betreen Steve Martin and Rodney Dangerfield , the funniest comic I have seen in years !!!! You want to laugh , see this guy believe me you will thank me for the rest of your life. Make sure you call to see if he is performing , that way you don't go there just to see the average comedians.
#33
Posted by: Guest on July 10th, 2006
I had never heard of this guy and my only exposure to him is this HBO series, tourgasm. Since he is like the director and producer, I'd imagine that he's really putting his best foot forward in the standup clips. Given that premise, this guy has never even made me snicker. Since he's obviously packing halls, I have to figure that it's some young entitlement thing or something. If asked, I have to say that he sucks.
#32
Posted by: Guest on February 6th, 2006
This Bloke Sucks, how do you find him funny? Seen several of his clips now and there pretty poor..
#31
Posted by: Guest on February 6th, 2006
you think he's ripping denis leary? denis leary is a ripoff cockfag himself.
#30
Posted by: Guest on February 6th, 2006
The shouting reminds me of Dennis Leary (along with Bill Hicks, the best that I have heard/seen). His material does seem a bit weak, though it is a short clip to be fair.
#29
Posted by: Guest on February 6th, 2006
Wasn't the best to be fair, good last line but the rest wasn't particularly funny. i don't think comedy is a them and us thing by the way. We have great comics the americans have great comics just as we both have s**t ones. Aggressive shouting comedy can be good but he wasn't. I also wouldn't put Lee evans forward as the best of british comedy either.
Aussie comedian Brendon Burns isn't shy about saying what is on his mind, which is pretty well demonstrated in this clip where his views on racism are questioned.