United Jokes
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US naval communications
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees ... keep reading.
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Al Gore Funny Quotes
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority." -- Vice President Al ... keep reading.
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More Al Gore Quotes
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." -- Vice President Al Gore "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." ... keep reading.
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Canadian Language
Canada language How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers) How do you tell a Canadian from an American? It used to be enough ... keep reading.
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Giving To Charity
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade ... keep reading.
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Airline Jerk
A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers. She was doing her best when suddenly an ... keep reading.
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In The Year 2056
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining ... keep reading.
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Canadian Farm
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the ... keep reading.
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The Pope Drives a Cadilac
The pope goes to America and gets picked up at the airport by a Cadillac Limo with the windows blacked out. After a while, the driver hears a rapping on ... keep reading.
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