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Blonde Carpenters

Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either ... keep reading.

The Internet is like a Penis

It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but hard to get any real work done. If you don't apply protective measures, it can spread viruses. ... keep reading.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars ... keep reading.

Some More Ponderings

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied ... keep reading.

Real Questions

Actual stupid questions asked The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies ... keep reading.

Bathroom Troubles

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I ... keep reading.

Earth science answers

REAL ANSWERS FROM EARTH SCIENCE EXAMS The terrestrial planets are much larger than the gas giants. Wegener found matching bedbugs on opposite sides of the Atlantic. The main problem associated ... keep reading.

Woman Timeline

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed ... keep reading.

You Know you're a Geek

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that ... keep reading.

Skiing Season

Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half ... keep reading.

Evaluation Translation

A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused. Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job. Active socially: Drinks heavily. Alert to company developments: An office gossip. Approaches difficult problems with logic: ... keep reading.

Fun With Bathrooms

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer ... keep reading.

Feel Like A Woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes ... keep reading.

Going To The Gyno

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have ... keep reading.

Has To Go Real Bad

Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use ... keep reading.

It's Really Orange

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants ... keep reading.

Never Been Hugged

This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a ... keep reading.

Bet About Pee And A Cup

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his ... keep reading.

Wife's In A Coma

A husband is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of ... keep reading.

Fun Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, ... keep reading.

What Do You Call It

There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her ... keep reading.

Airline Humor

People in the airline industry aren't all serious... 1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And ... keep reading.

Redneck Twins Naming

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a ... keep reading.

Reading Real Slow

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes ... keep reading.

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The Real Me Jokes

Blonde Carpenters

The Internet is like a Penis

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

Some More Ponderings

Real Questions

Bathroom Troubles

Earth science answers

Woman Timeline

You Know you're a Geek

Skiing Season

Evaluation Translation

Fun With Bathrooms

Feel Like A Woman

Going To The Gyno

Has To Go Real Bad

It's Really Orange

Never Been Hugged

Bet About Pee And A Cup

Wife's In A Coma

Fun Costume Party

What Do You Call It

Airline Humor

Redneck Twins Naming

Reading Real Slow

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