Sport Hurts Jokes
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It Hurts All Over
A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What ... keep reading.
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In't That Revolting?
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?" "... keep reading.
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Four Balls
A Scotish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound, he ... keep reading.
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Two Female Golfers
Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in ... keep reading.
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Women Can Pull Off
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs. We absently hum tunes ... keep reading.
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A Blind Jump
A blind man was describing his favorite sport... parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door ... keep reading.
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