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Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce. Use a different accent every time you talk to someone ... keep reading.

Democratic Puppies

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the ... keep reading.

White Wedding Dress

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy ... keep reading.

Ordering a Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use ... keep reading.

Fathers Then And Now

Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray ... keep reading.

Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my ... keep reading.

Subjects For A Date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there ... keep reading.

Who Can Say It?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver ... keep reading.

Naming The Twins

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, ... keep reading.

Quick Politics

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't. There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money. ...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I ... keep reading.

Things to do during an Exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. ... keep reading.

Hard working Penny

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and ... keep reading.

Woman Timeline

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed ... keep reading.

Short Women Jokes

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? ... keep reading.

More Like That

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, ... keep reading.

Dr. Composure

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... ... keep reading.

Stow You Away

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young ... keep reading.

Talcum Powder

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to ... keep reading.

Your Half Brothers

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do ... keep reading.

Magic Line

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and screw, ... keep reading.

Kid's One-Liners

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you ... keep reading.

Too Far North...

You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for elk, moose or deer ... keep reading.

Good Girl, Bad Girl

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. ... keep reading.

Golf Helping Frog

A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about ... keep reading.

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Sexy Girl Dance Jokes

The Party List

Democratic Puppies

White Wedding Dress

Ordering a Pizza

Fathers Then And Now

Dating My Daughter

Subjects For A Date

Who Can Say It?

Naming The Twins

Quick Politics

Things to do during an Exam

Hard working Penny

Woman Timeline

Short Women Jokes

More Like That

Dr. Composure

Stow You Away

Talcum Powder

Your Half Brothers

Magic Line

Kid's One-Liners

Too Far North...

Good Girl, Bad Girl

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