A Monkey learns his lesson.

A lady needs help for her prostitute parrots.

Four ducks get arrested for messing around at the pond.

A man won't believe that his dog has died.

A farmer has a smart pig, which curiously only has one leg.

A group of Race Horses discuss their records when a dog interrupts.

A pair of chickens visit a library and ask for more than a few books.

A carpet layer installs new carpet a family only find out he's made a huge mistake.

The rules of a dogs property, according to the dog.

A preacher buys a religious parrot but ends up pissing it off.

A plumber tries to go to a new job but all he gets is a parrot asking questions.

Here's a group of physical laws of science for the feline species. These were obviously thought out by the greatest of scientists.