Panty Shots Jokes
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Ordering a Pizza
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use ... keep reading.
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Period Euphemisms
Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara Trolling for Vampires A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy Saddling Old Rusty Feelin' Menstru-riffic! Clean-Up in Aisle One Massacre at the Y T-Minus 9 ... keep reading.
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CIA Test
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background ... keep reading.
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Bad Golf Shots
One day a man and his wife are playing golf at their home course. On a certain par four, the man tees it up and hits a big slice into ... keep reading.
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10 Drinks
A guy goes into a bar and says "Bartender give me ten shots of tequila." Bartender says "Ok". So he lines them up side by side on the counter. The ... keep reading.
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Drink That Fast
A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!" The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down ... keep reading.
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