Ouch Jokes
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The Locked Drawer
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 ... keep reading.
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Stop Your Swearing Kid
One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the ... keep reading.
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Blondes Get Up
A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night: - 5% said it was to get a glass of water. - 12% ... keep reading.
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Simple Division
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time you receive ... keep reading.
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Wife With My Best Friend
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp. "Wow," said the bartender. "... keep reading.
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