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Lil' Johnny on Politics

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so ... keep reading.

Saying The Wrong Thing

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people ... keep reading.

Dumb Blonde Guy

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "... keep reading.

Fathers Then And Now

Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray ... keep reading.

What Mom Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you ... keep reading.

Canadian Language

Canada language How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers) How do you tell a Canadian from an American? It used to be enough ... keep reading.

Naughty Jokes Collection

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have ... keep reading.

Mom's Dictionary

Term dictionary Parent's Dictionary of Meanings DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. ... keep reading.

Honest Lawyer

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," ... keep reading.

Stressed Out Family

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding ... keep reading.

Fired From A Toy Store

A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean. Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head ... keep reading.

Lay You Or Jack Off

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have ... keep reading.

What's That Mean?

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "... keep reading.

What Are We Eating?

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it ... keep reading.

Kid's One-Liners

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you ... keep reading.

Stop Your Swearing Kid

One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the ... keep reading.

Not Sucking Thumbs

A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a ... keep reading.

Single Mom Of 4

One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running around grabbing items off the shelves crying ... keep reading.

Great Puns

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender ... keep reading.

Nudist Colony Surprises

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man ... keep reading.

First Operations

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here ... keep reading.

A John Kerry Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to ... keep reading.

Shot 3 Times

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are ... keep reading.

Truth About Scooby Doo

All About Scooby-Doo. What We Remember: Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in their purple and green van solving mysteries of all sort--and in the process ... keep reading.

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Nudist Kids Jokes

Lil' Johnny on Politics

Saying The Wrong Thing

Dumb Blonde Guy

Fathers Then And Now

What Mom Taught Me

Canadian Language

Naughty Jokes Collection

Mom's Dictionary

Honest Lawyer

Stressed Out Family

Fired From A Toy Store

Lay You Or Jack Off

What's That Mean?

What Are We Eating?

Kid's One-Liners

Stop Your Swearing Kid

Not Sucking Thumbs

Single Mom Of 4

Great Puns

Nudist Colony Surprises

First Operations

A John Kerry Fan

Shot 3 Times

Truth About Scooby Doo

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