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Because I'm A Guy

Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking ... keep reading.

Fly Fishing Reactions

THERE WAS THIS FLY THAT WAS HOVERING OVER A LAKE, A FISH SEEN THIS FLY AND SAID "YOU KNOW IF THAT FLY WOULD JUST DROP 6 MORE INCHES I COULD GET ... keep reading.

Barbie In The Window

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the ... keep reading.

Penny Weight Scale

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing ... keep reading.

I Need A Laser Sight

a man walks into a gunshop and says to the attendant, "i need a laser sight, do you have any?" the attendant replies, "yes here's our last one." the man ... keep reading.

Three Texans

There were these three texans and they were gonna go to mexico to get drunk. Well they go there get drunk and pass out they wake up the next morning ... keep reading.

10 Drinks

A guy goes into a bar and says "Bartender give me ten shots of tequila." Bartender says "Ok". So he lines them up side by side on the counter. The ... keep reading.

The Impossible Wish

A gentleman is sitting on a deserted beach watching the sunset when he notices something half buried in the sand. He pulls it out and sees that it is a ... keep reading.

A Dr. Duck Hunt

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably ... keep reading.

A College Final

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far ... keep reading.

A Young Man's Dream

During a quarrel with his parents, the teenager announced, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. And don't try ... keep reading.

3 Guys In A Sauna

There are three guys in a sauna. All of a sudden there is a beep. so guy number one slaps his hand, and guy number two asks what that was. ... keep reading.

Looks Of Your Wife

After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither, Doc." Said the husband. "But she's a good ... keep reading.

If You Love Somebody You'll

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.... THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, ... keep reading.

Drunk Sentenced

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you ... keep reading.

Beer Date Rape Drug

Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape ... keep reading.

Men's Counter Quote

Woman's Quote of the Day: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark ... keep reading.

Meeting A Nympho

Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know that ... keep reading.

All The Money Worries

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a ... keep reading.

Not Late For Work

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he ... keep reading.

Two Female Golfers

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in ... keep reading.

A Sleeping Scotsman

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against ... keep reading.

Big Mean Men In Bars

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!! -- knocks him ... keep reading.

At The Beginning Of WW1

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the ... keep reading.

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Top Men Jokes - Page 10

Because I'm A Guy

Fly Fishing Reactions

Barbie In The Window

Penny Weight Scale

I Need A Laser Sight

Three Texans

10 Drinks

The Impossible Wish

A Dr. Duck Hunt

A College Final

A Young Man's Dream

3 Guys In A Sauna

Looks Of Your Wife

If You Love Somebody You'll

Drunk Sentenced

Beer Date Rape Drug

Men's Counter Quote

Meeting A Nympho

All The Money Worries

Not Late For Work

Two Female Golfers

A Sleeping Scotsman

Big Mean Men In Bars

At The Beginning Of WW1

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