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Mental Deficiencies

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple ... keep reading.

My Husbands Best Friend

A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone ... keep reading.

Fixed Hearing Problems

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of ... keep reading.

Birth Control Truck Driver

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something ... keep reading.

A Muddy Hole In The Road

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became ... keep reading.

Drink That Fast

A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!" The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down ... keep reading.

EuroEnglish

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As ... keep reading.

Bad Bear Hunting

Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that small brown bear comes up to ... keep reading.

Wanna Be 100

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied. "I've never done ... keep reading.

He Said She Said Joke

He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Since I first laid ... keep reading.

The Perfect Husband

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat ... keep reading.

Girlfriend 1.0

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and ... keep reading.

A Rectum Stretcher

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on ... keep reading.

Stole Your Car

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. ... keep reading.

Nudist Hair Style

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed ... keep reading.

Who are Einstein and Picasso?

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you ... keep reading.

Stock Market Fluctuation

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at ... keep reading.

The Absolute Smartest Dog

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag ... keep reading.

The Wandering Drunk

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks ... keep reading.

Cardiologists Funeral

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished ... keep reading.

BB's Birthday

For BB King's birthday, his wife wanted to give him something very special! BB already had pretty much everything a person could want, money, fame and happiness! BB's wife decided ... keep reading.

Biggest Jerks Get Girls

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about ... keep reading.

You And Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, ... keep reading.

Crap In The Carburator

A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a ... keep reading.

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New Jokes - Page 8

Mental Deficiencies

My Husbands Best Friend

Fixed Hearing Problems

Birth Control Truck Driver

A Muddy Hole In The Road

Drink That Fast

EuroEnglish

Bad Bear Hunting

Wanna Be 100

He Said She Said Joke

The Perfect Husband

Girlfriend 1.0

A Rectum Stretcher

Stole Your Car

Nudist Hair Style

Who are Einstein and Picasso?

Stock Market Fluctuation

The Absolute Smartest Dog

The Wandering Drunk

Cardiologists Funeral

BB's Birthday

Biggest Jerks Get Girls

You And Your Boss

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