New Jokes

George Bush recevies a coded message from Bin Laden, but what does it say?

What happens when the Pope goes to America and drives a Cadilac?

Ah, the much heard about, rarely seen dildo insect.

One British SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban? Or is it a trap?

Clinton and the Pope get mixed up when they die and end up getting switched out for heaven and hell.

A not so bright woman decides to to tell a bit too much of the truth on a game show.

When women get together this is what they say about men.

This is one amazing pig and should be treated as such.

A man doesn't want to miss the ferry so he makes sure to catch it.

Funny joke about a man's idiot brother who gets to name his kids.

A woman owns a farm right on the border of the United States and Canada so there were disputes on which land it was on.

A guy picks up a nympho chick and really gives him a run for his money.

A man doesn't know how to talk so a Dr. gives him a little help.

A woman has an embarrassing female surgery and wants to keep it a secret.

Some sayings that should be on inspirational posters.

Here are some famous proverbs that were finished by children.

Here's another view on the differences between men and women... this one leans more towards what women think though.

haha, a guy and girl whale try to get some revenge.

A bra for a flat chested woman?

Is there baseball in heaven?