Woman's Glass Eye
A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women. Suddenly her glass eye popped out and he caught it. She thanked him and asked him if he would join her for breakfast the next day. He agreed and got her address.
The next day he went to her house and had a lovely breakfast. He asked, "Do you treat all men like this?"
She smiled and said, "Just the ones who catch my eye."
The next day he went to her house and had a lovely breakfast. He asked, "Do you treat all men like this?"
She smiled and said, "Just the ones who catch my eye."
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A girl treats a guy nice after her glass eye pops out.
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