Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you
say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively.
"Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"
The Last Emperor and his brother Aleksander do a Sambo demonstration in Korea. Pay attention, because this is the only time you'll ever see Fedor tap out.