Which Best Friend?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you
say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively.
"Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"
say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively.
"Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"
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A woman wants to make her husband jealous so she asks him a question.
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