Where In Monica?
Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says," Hey I think we are coming close to the ovaries"... the other looks at the other sperm and says," Hey relax we just passed the tonsils."
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Very dirty joke about Bill Clinton and Monica. (Dirty Joke)
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