University Student Cars
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."
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A University asks its students to move their cars so they can plow the snow.
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