Two Snakes Slithering
There were these two snake buddies slithering along through the grass.
One snake asked his friend: "Thay, are we poisonous?"
His friend answered: "Yes, very. Why do you ask?"
And the first snake explained: "I jutht bit my tongue."
One snake asked his friend: "Thay, are we poisonous?"
His friend answered: "Yes, very. Why do you ask?"
And the first snake explained: "I jutht bit my tongue."
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Two snakes are slithering along when one stops and asks his buddy a question.
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