The Slow Pump
My husband and I were in the car heading home from a weekend trip out of town.
We needed gasoline, so I stopped at a gas station just off the highway and maneuvered up to a pump. On this particular pump there was a hand written sign placed there by management that read, "This pump is very slow."
Just below this message, some joker had added, "My name is Forest... Forest Pump."
We needed gasoline, so I stopped at a gas station just off the highway and maneuvered up to a pump. On this particular pump there was a hand written sign placed there by management that read, "This pump is very slow."
Just below this message, some joker had added, "My name is Forest... Forest Pump."
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