The Lights Out Dr
A woman walked into the doctor's but didn't like the way he was looking at her. When he told her to undress she asked him to turn out the lights before she disrobed. After he turned out the lights she said:
"Where will I put my clothes?"
"Hang them up over here," he replied, "next to mine."
"Where will I put my clothes?"
"Hang them up over here," he replied, "next to mine."
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