The Dildo Insect
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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Ah, the much heard about, rarely seen dildo insect.
Tags: dildo, insect, embarrassing, embarrassed, garbage, driving
Category: stupid jokes
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