The Bad Check
A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.
No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.
Twice.
No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.
Twice.
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