Two friends are playing golf one day when one of them says to the other," I love golf, I hope that when we die there is golf in heaven." The other one agrees that he hoped so to. So the two agree that whoever dies first he would have to come back from the other-side and tell the other if there was.

Years go by, when finally one of them up and dies. Years go by when out of no-where the dead one shows up at his friends side and goes, "Sorry it took so long but I have good news and I have bad news.

So the the live friend ask whats the good news. "Well the good news is that we were right there is golf in the afterlife. Well what's the bad news. The bad news is that it's in hell and tee time is 4:30am, see you tomorrow....