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Shopping For Turkeys


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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A woman who's shopping for turkeys asks a stupid question and gets a stupid answer.

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