Southern Boy Won't Say
1. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
2. You can't feed that to the dog.
3. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
4. Trim the fat off that steak.
5. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
6. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
7. Duct tape won't fix that.
8. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
9. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.
2. You can't feed that to the dog.
3. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
4. Trim the fat off that steak.
5. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
6. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
7. Duct tape won't fix that.
8. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
9. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.
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