Some Early Christmas Shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.
"Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.
"Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
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A man gets charged with some really early Christmas shopping.
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