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Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'Made in America, size small' on each one!"
The Russians think they have one over on the Americans, but they are wrong.

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guest ip: 65.xx.xx.85   |   #6
Posted by:  Guest8514  on October 20th, 2006
Yeah, russians definitely have larger dicks than Americans...thats why all of your women are coming to the US to find men...f**ktard
#5
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
isnt VIAGRA a russian word ther Mafiozi? this joke is a touching story
#4
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
L. M .A .O found dis hillarious
#3
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
everyone knows russians have bigger pnis then americans, WE NEED NO VIAGRA
#2
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
actually in WW2 the british used condoms to protect their wepons from icing up over night so they made larger condoms. winston churchil only sanctiond making larger ones and sending them to the troops if they had 'made in UK size small' on them. HA us brits always have the last laugh!
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Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
haha....ha......*golf clap*
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