In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was

fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you

and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be

free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed,

the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a

sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my

wife fell out."