Nina Wouldn't Like It
Nina lived in Manhattan. Nina's younger sister, Rosey, came in from college to spend a weekend with her sophisticated sister. Nina had even arranged a date for Rosey with one of her friends, George.
After a lovely dinner and a show, George and Rosey went to George's apartment for a nightcap. They talked and listened to soft music for a while and then George suggested they retire to the bedroom.
"Oh, no," Rosey protested. "I don't think my sister would like it."
"Nonsense," said George as he gently took her arm. "She loves it."
After a lovely dinner and a show, George and Rosey went to George's apartment for a nightcap. They talked and listened to soft music for a while and then George suggested they retire to the bedroom.
"Oh, no," Rosey protested. "I don't think my sister would like it."
"Nonsense," said George as he gently took her arm. "She loves it."
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