Naming The Twins
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"
Brother: "Denephew."
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"
Brother: "Denephew."
4,451 views
Rate this joke:
3/5 from 42 votes
In an emergency a woman gives birth to twins and her brother has to name them. Let's just say he's not too bright.
Category: marriage jokes
Similar Jokes
-
He Yells In Bed
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting ... keep reading.
-
Martian Swap
A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went ... keep reading.
-
Finding Perfect Men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining ... keep reading.
-
Worm Into The Hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet ... keep reading.
-
Take Care Of This Ring
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked ... keep reading.
-
Without His Glasses
Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "... keep reading.
-
Get A Tattoo Here
A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, ... keep reading.
-
Sperm Bank Holdup
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank ... keep reading.
-
Peanut In The Ear
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest ... keep reading.
-
High Hotel Bill
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take ... keep reading.
-
Papa Fell In The Well
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last ... keep reading.
-
Senior's Sex Guide
Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood ... keep reading.
-
Wasp Emergency
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, ... keep reading.
-
Hold The Club
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. ... keep reading.
-
Four Types Of Sex
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have ... keep reading.
-
The Big Ol' Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily ... keep reading.