My Missing Cat
"Hi, police department? I've lost my cat and .
"Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy.
"But you don't understand. this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human.
He can practically talk.??
"Well, you'd better hang up, lady. He may be trying to call you right now.??
"Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy.
"But you don't understand. this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human.
He can practically talk.??
"Well, you'd better hang up, lady. He may be trying to call you right now.??
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A woman calls the police over her missing cat.
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