Monika Lew's Surgery
A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake , so he examined her. " You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright won't I ?"
He replied, 'Yes , you'll be fine Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright won't I ?"
He replied, 'Yes , you'll be fine Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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