Nearly Good funny videos
search for videos:

Military Differences


An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says,

"This is shit!"

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile,

"This is good shit!"

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin,

"This really is great shit."

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says,

"I love this shit."

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned office, and says,

"My e-mail's out? What kind of shit is this?"
Show me a random joke or another military joke

Joke Info

Description:
A differences between a few branches of the Military.

Viewed:
1,773 times

Favorited:
0 times Add to Favorites

1 Stars 2 Stars 3 Stars 4 Stars 5 Stars Rated:
stars
Rated by 17 users

Rate it:
stars
< Worst         Best >

Tags:
Joke not tagged yet

Share This Joke

Link: (Hard link to this joke)
SFW Link: (Hard link to this joke - Safe for work)
HTML: (Thumbnail and link)
BB Code: (Post this joke on a forum)
Bookmark Joke:
Stumble this
Bookmark and Share

Comments

No comments for this joke yet.

Be the first to make a comment under the 'Leave Comment' header below.

Add Your Comment

You are not logged in. If you have an account you can login here or you can register now.

Otherwise, you can post as a guest. A random guest name will be generated for you.

Your Comment:

Hot Videos Today

Stuck It In The Wrong Hole video
Hilarious spoof music video by DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio about accidentally sticking it in the wrong hole.
Sexy Jessica Simpson video
Jessica Simpson dressed in a sexy bikini and soaping up a car, what more could you want?
Bully Gets Taught A Lesson video
It's always nice to see one of lifes bullies get exactly what they deserve. This jerk wants a fight and he gets one.. eventually.

Hot Links

Hot Videos Today

Popular Tags

© NearlyGood.com 2004-2010
Home     Bookmark     Site Map     All Files     Privacy Policy     Help     Contact
Blondes Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Computer Jokes: 1, Politics Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Men Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, Women Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, Military Jokes: 1, 2, Animals Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Marriage Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, Stupid Jokes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, Sports Jokes: 1,

eXTReMe Tracker