Makin' Sandwiches
I dont know if you got it but here ya go
Okay so a guy is near the end of his
senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise
all over my face!*!*!*!*!
Okay so a guy is near the end of his
senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise
all over my face!*!*!*!*!
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A brother takes his girlfriend to the top bunch and gives her codes to scream so they don't wake up his 9 year old brother.
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