Magic Line
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and screw, and then you disappear."
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A quick one liner to pick up some chicks. *Hint, it NEVER WORKS*
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