Looks Of Your Wife
After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc." Said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her."
"Me neither, Doc." Said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her."
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A concerned Dr. tells her husband what he's worried about.
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