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Leader Of An HMO


Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?'

The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.'

St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may go in.'

St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?' The man hung his head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO.' To which St. Peter replied, 'you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.'
When three people die St. Peter wants to know what they did to get into heaven.

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#4
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
Thanks IMZMan21 Now I understand it
#3
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
H.M.O. Stands for (Hand. Money. Over.) H.M.O
#2
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
Usually a really shiddy health care plan. Stands for Health Maintenance Organization.
#1
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
The man says I ran a large HMO. What's a HMO?
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