Jackson's Kid
Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The Doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!"
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A really bad Michael Jackson joke about his wife giving birth.
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