A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
The Last Emperor and his brother Aleksander do a Sambo demonstration in Korea. Pay attention, because this is the only time you'll ever see Fedor tap out.