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Engineer And Manager


A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says "You must be a manager."

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

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This Engineer and Manager figure each other out. Pretty funny joke.

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What's funnier is that the coordinates given put the balloon about 625 miles ESE of Boston, MA. Meaning that engineer was either in a small boat, or, well....not there.
Posted by:  Guest 63661  on April 10th, 2008
ya so true. got into an argument with my indian engineer colleague regarding work efficiency; meaning why do I need to clean up his sh*t and my manager got the guts to ask me what is my problem.
Posted by:  Guest8610  on September 8th, 2006
yea is obviously not an engineer
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
that was stupid
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
Funny and oh so true to life!
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006

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