E-D Slang
180 degrees shy of heaven
Performing with Flacido Domingo
A few parts shy of an erector set
Sch-wing and a miss
Not rising to the level of impeachable offence
The Null Monte
Disappointing Miss Daisy
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
Ascension Deficit Disorder
Bouncing the Check of Love
Less-than-Magic Johnson
All Doled up with nowhere to go
Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
Serving boneless pork
Unleavened Man-Bread
Performing with Flacido Domingo
A few parts shy of an erector set
Sch-wing and a miss
Not rising to the level of impeachable offence
The Null Monte
Disappointing Miss Daisy
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
Ascension Deficit Disorder
Bouncing the Check of Love
Less-than-Magic Johnson
All Doled up with nowhere to go
Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
Serving boneless pork
Unleavened Man-Bread
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Ah, making fun of impotence. Here is some slang for the good ol' erectile dysfunction. *Dirty*
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