Dwarf And A Giant
A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You?re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I?m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.? The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I?m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.? The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. ?For a minute there, I thought you said ?Turn Around?.?
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A dwarf meets a tall big guy on an elevator.
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