A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
The Last Emperor and his brother Aleksander do a Sambo demonstration in Korea. Pay attention, because this is the only time you'll ever see Fedor tap out.