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Don't Say To Cop (Part 2)


10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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Top 20 things not to say to a cop. Part 2

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Stopped for speeding.
Cop says"I've been waiting for you".
I say"I know I got here as fast as I could"
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
f**king great
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006
you can basicly say anything you want to a cop just dont touch them thats all i'v done it before i said f**k you to him he didnt do anything just gave me a ticket for speeding
Posted by:  Guest  on February 6th, 2006

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