Don't Trust Leprechauns

This guy is sitting at a bar having a few wobbly-pops and suddenly gets this feeling that he has to go make an urgent call to the potty. So he goes into the bathroom and sees this really short guy taking a piss. He takes the stall next to this short guy, and while taking a piss the guy happens to look over at the little guy and by accident sees his dick. He just can't help saying to the guy "man that is a big dick! I wish that I had a dick that big!"

"Well" says the little guy," I'm leprechaun and I can grant you one wish, and all you have to do is suck on me wang!"

In horror of the thought the man exclaims, "I don't think so you little faggot, even for a dick that size!"

"Fine then" says the leprechaun.

But after a minute of thinking the man says "Alright I'll do it." So the man starts to suck the leprechaun's dick and when he is finished he says "I can't believe that I am going to have a dick that big!"

And the little guy says, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"