Do Something Nice For Dad
Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brother who lived near his father.
"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
The next month, he got bill for $200.00, which he paid. But the next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, assuming it was some incidental expense.
But when the third month yet another bill for $200.00 arrived, he finally called his brother to see what was going on.
"Well," said the brother, "you said 'do something nice for Dad.' So I did.I rented him a tuxedo!"
"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
The next month, he got bill for $200.00, which he paid. But the next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, assuming it was some incidental expense.
But when the third month yet another bill for $200.00 arrived, he finally called his brother to see what was going on.
"Well," said the brother, "you said 'do something nice for Dad.' So I did.I rented him a tuxedo!"
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This guy couldn't make his dad's funeral so he had his brother do something nice for his dad.
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