Crotchless Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties.
She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink.
She slowly spread her legs..."Honey would you like some of this?" "Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"
She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink.
She slowly spread her legs..."Honey would you like some of this?" "Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"
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A dirty joke about a wife who gets some crotchless panties for husband.
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