Clinton's Rumour
The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room".
The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.." The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down...".
Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to another..."
The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.." The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down...".
Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to another..."
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A dirty joke where Hilary Clinton and some other political leaders wives talk about their husbands packages.
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