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Clinton and The Pope


Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, and due to some administrative foul
up, Clinton gets sent to Heaven and the Pope gets sent to Hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the Hell administration, they check their
paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however, that it will
take about 24 hours to make the switch.

The next day, the Pope is called in, the Hell administration bids him
farewell, and he heads for Heaven. On the way up, he meets Clinton on the way
down, and they stop to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up.

Clinton: No problem.

Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to Heaven.

Clinton: Why's that?

Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton: You're a day late.
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Clinton and the Pope get mixed up when they die and end up getting switched out for heaven and hell.

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frigged up, but hilarious
Posted by:  Guest 80638  on January 6th, 2008
dude that s**t was funny
Posted by:  Guest 22174  on September 22nd, 2007

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